Captured Alien Craft

Captured alien “Circles” (UFOs) on display in St. Paul’s Cathedral, London.

The Pope of London declared them to be “friendly”. And no one dared ask the witty man where he got his information from.

So after the ceremonies and exorcisms of the “Circles” many members of the audience stayed on to discuss the dread machines.

All apparently went well until it was realised that some of the crew of the alien craft were actually sitting in the audience and laughing loudly at the customarily diverse opinions of the British people.

Well, this proved to be too much for some and the aliens were invited to a local pub in order to prove or disprove once and for all the widespread belief that aliens evaporate when in the presence of British beer.

The aliens agreed to the experiment, but upon entering the pub they said they were offended by the décor and hurriedly departed.

So I suppose we are back pretty much where we started.

UFOs Land In Britain

This appears to be a photograph of a vehicle for transporting visitors from one planet to another. It has just landed.

As you can see, this extraordinary vehicle is called the "Circle”; probably what people have mistakenly called a UFO.

It looks very crowded in there but everyone seems happy. It is after all an open top vehicle and there seems an adequate supply of handrails.

Seen from below while passing overhead, these “Circles” might easily have been mistaken for something else. However, reports of singing being heard from the vehicles should have alerted us to their true nature. Tourists often sing together during their journeys. But then, so too do invaders.

Things may be further advanced than we realised.

But how is it driven? There seem to be no wheels or pedals or wings on the machine. Do the people themselves operate the concealed mechanisms by simultaneously leaning forward and pushing on the apparent handrails? I can see no other explanation. And how is it that they all still have their hats on?

Perhaps after all I owe an apology to Anon for prematurely dismissing his or her now obviously well-intended question. (See previous startling post.)

Also, I would like to point out the fact that there are no reports of cats ever having been seen emerging from these foreboding machines.

There are just too many questions that demand answers.

This may be the tip of a sinister iceberg.