The First Secret Moon Landing

The first British Expeditionary Force to land on the moon.

Evidence has come to light that America was not the first to transport men to the moon. (Apparently the ladies declined the invitation - well done, ladies.)

Of course this risky enterprise had to be kept a closely guarded secret by the British First Family. A lot was at stake and if word had leaked out to the other planets all would have been lost. I cannot explain further, but I’m sure that at some time in the future the secrets of this daring mission will be made known to all.

Jenny has just informed me that the so-called Freedom of Information Act does not extend to the Secret Lunar Expeditionary Forces.

What little information we have been able to get is depressing to say the least. The water was undrinkable and the forces had to rely on British beer for sustenance. Whistling contests and mock dancing battles ensued and all the fossil evidence was accidentally left behind.

They found no grass.