Life On Other Planets

Anon wants to know, “Are we in danger of being invaded by beings from other planets?”

Look carefully at the picture. As you can see, there are only nine planets in the world. They rarely come near enough to each other to touch.

It is only when they are touching that people can step from one planet to another. But this hasn’t happened for a long time.

Apparently there is an old book with photographs of people waving to each other as the planets pass close by.

So I don’t think there is anything to be concerned about.

Although sometimes I worry that we haven’t been told everything.

Oh, and the Roids? Probably aeroplanes. It was just a matter of time.

(I think Anon might really be from another planet and is trying to catch me out with a trick question. You’d have to get up very early to do that, Anon!)